...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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