I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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