I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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