haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
