why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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