Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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