dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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