scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
