if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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