You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Randomize