biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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