Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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