We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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