Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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