Apparently you make a good broom.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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