Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
cat food counts as protein by the way
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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