haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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