He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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