he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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