I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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