Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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