Your tits are I can't wait for
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
where does the pee come out of this thing
He passed out mid-signature
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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