So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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