OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Randomize
