okay pat passed out under dana's car
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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