I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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