I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
