Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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