dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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