Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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