C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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