I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
should my penis look like a turkey
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
please don't ironically join a cult
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