Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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