No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
and you said cock pushups were impossible
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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