yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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