Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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