Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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