She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
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