my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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