Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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