Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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