dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
It was a blind-side dick pic.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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