Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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