yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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