That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Can you repeat that, but with context?
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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