would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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