sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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