Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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