Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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