He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Randomize
