Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
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