just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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