i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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