you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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